This one rather amuses me, though it’s a little on the adult side.
So Americans, when they are getting intimate, use the word “come”. I’ll be circumspect and not come right out and say the context, but those of you that know what I’m talking about, know what I’m talking bout, and those who don’t, well, look it up at your peril.
Japanese say 行く, or essentially, “I’m going!”.
I know they like to do things backwards from English, like putting the verbs at the end, but that’s kinda taking it to an extreme, don’t you think? I’m not sure I’d like to hear “I’m going” at that particular time. Heh.